aeronmelon

Doesn’t appear to be federated. No reason to leave Mastodon.

Twitter in name only.

And not even that, just the domain says Twitter. It’s called Bluebird.

And this is why they’ll want to murder us.

And then get arrested for blinding astronauts on the ISS.

Add to that, every report button everywhere needs an option that just says “Smells like bullshit.”

David Cross when you call him “that guy from the Chipmunk movie.”

“Now now, hold on, let’s see what the shareholders think about this.”

The evil organization F.A.A.N.G. strikes again!

All you have to do is fire the human who is trained and rarely makes a mistake and replace them with a paid machine that almost always makes a mistake and double check everything yourself (or hire another human to double check it) because someone’s life literally depends on the entirety of the text being absolutely correct.

AI does work at a level that makes unpaid interns look like career professionals. All for the low cost of completely fucking the environment.

Glad you like it.

“Somewhere outside’a Sutton,
Elon pushed a button.
And my brand-new CyberTruck she drove away.”

Tries it.