aeronmelon

All you have to do is fire the human who is trained and rarely makes a mistake and replace them with a paid machine that almost always makes a mistake and double check everything yourself (or hire another human to double check it) because someone’s life literally depends on the entirety of the text being absolutely correct.

AI does work at a level that makes unpaid interns look like career professionals. All for the low cost of completely fucking the environment.

Glad you like it.

“Somewhere outside’a Sutton,
Elon pushed a button.
And my brand-new CyberTruck she drove away.”

Tries it.

GladOS: “Uh oh, I think this is the part where he kills us.”

Wheatley: “Hello, this is the part where I kill you.”

CHAPTER 9: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU

*spicy emissions

Benjamin Franklin smirked like that in his photo because he always knew.

~~Good health is a process.~~

Good health is processed.

“Here’s what left of the kayak after we pushed it off a cliff.”

“Here’s your store credit.”

Because the offer was for a real position that was really vacant and you talked to a real person who was the man who would be your real boss and he liked you because you both qualify for the position and are very enthusiastic and can you start on Monday, please? handshake

The kayak is so you have someplace to put your pallet of toothpaste.

It’s the first modern 3D game in the series (Quake 3 engine). The one before that being the shooter that predates Doom.

I had no idea that guy was Adele's brother.