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[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Core memory unlocked. Completely forgot they had these growing up.

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The water park I used to go to had one of these until it was demolished for apartments, then I saw one at lake Compounce

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Damn never thought I’d see a lake compounce reference

[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 87 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Unbelievably loud and smells like chlorine.

But the 5 year old in me is super excited.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

But it's a beautiful loud.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

5 year old you didn't know or care how much of that water is just bodily fluids and emanations and soaked diaper water.

[–] AAA@feddit.org 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rightly so. Because it's a ridiculous low percentage of the total water of the pool, lol.

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But it is not zero, that is the point.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 2 points 12 hours ago

It's hardly zero anywhere humans traverse

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 15 points 22 hours ago

The amount of shit in the air you breathe is also not zero. And you still breathe it don't you

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would love to be under there sipping a gin and tonic, but not sure how to get under there without it being topped off with chlorinated water.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 98 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe this is why some drinks are served with little umbrellas.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This was the most Jerry Seinfeld comment I've ever seen on Lemmy. Bravo!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Actually, I don't think you ever leave.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My brother married a Mexican woman and during their first Thanksgiving together, sitting around the table with family members, my brother made a joking comment saying "now it's time for the Airing of Grievances!"

His wife's brother (who apparently wasn't a Seinfeld fan) misheard him as having said "the Aryan Grievances" and was like "what sort of fucked up white people shit is this?!"

[–] trd@feddit.nu 5 points 1 day ago

Hope he greets his in-laws with Hail'o, just to mess with them.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

Where I live it's illegal to be drinking in public on beaches but you see

a lot which are universally understood to contain alcohol of some variety

[–] fc78@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Core memory unlocked. My childhood public pool had one of these and it was incredibly loud

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 13 points 23 hours ago

I absolutely have permanent hearing damage from one of these things. Worth it though

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The completely masculine urge to sit down in the shallow water underneath the rain mushroom.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Masculinity is overrated anyway

[–] spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Machismo is overrated.

There are honorable qualities of traditional masculinity that are grossly underrated these days. Like honesty and the view that a 'real' man takes responsibility for their work and gets shit done. Or that a real man respects women and their sometimes very different struggles.

[–] Meatwagon@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Why is honesty and responsibility gendered?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago

They're saying the ideal man has those qualities, not that everyone with those qualities is a man.

[–] spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app 4 points 18 hours ago

"I like waffles"

"so what, you hate pancakes?"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

you're the only person asserting they are. having a trait be associated with an ideal of a gender doesn't mean it's an exclusive association.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

In my experience, honesty and responsibility are not gendered, they’re endangered.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 17 hours ago

https://www.naturalstructures.com/aquatics_spray_mushroom.shtml

professional with installation would click-for-quote expensive.

Needs a big ass-pump.

You could diy it, but you'll need to be multi-talented

The dome is just fiberglass and expoy. The post would probably be best as steel. Dedicated pool pump, you'd have a hell of a time anchroing it into an existing pool.

[–] sockinggood@piefed.social 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

On Planet Coaster 314 dollars. So that is the real price too

[–] DanceMomsSavedMe@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I can't imagine how many gallons of water it goes through at a time though.

edit: lol I'm dumb. Its just moving around the water that's already there. Still though, better add a pool to the supply list.

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 10 points 1 day ago

Without the white spots to indicate an amanita muscaria, this mushroom spout is fucking garbage and should be rejected as such. Have they even drank the piss from reindeer in falll? I think not.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Avoid the mushroom fountain if you ever go to Bonnaroo. It looks nice, but the water is untreated and recycled.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Practically all water themed activities with kids are great places to see what disease or fungus you can catch. Seen a kid shit on the ground at a splash pad and they just mopped it up and turned the water back on.

Also those fountains on the ground are essentially bidets because most kids don't wipe their ass well.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure but they also chlorinate the absolute crap out of them so while it's gross you're unlikely to actually catch something. The chlorine just destroys your hair and clothing and skin.

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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There's an outdoor public pool in the park near my home, and in the 'kids section' there is one of these. Very popular this time of year.

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[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

A reverse umbrella.

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