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Hallowe'en on its own provides a significant strategic advantage. The closeness to elections is a bit sus though

Uh, Kagi, Mojeek, DDG, Ecosia, searx (self-hosted or non). That's just off the top of my head

It fosters collaboration

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That's all it will ever be able to do!

Not too keen on the ableism, but a handjob is a handjob ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Speed limits are routinely posted 30-50% below the actual "maximum safe speed" in my neck of the woods. The US is many things, but it's far from homogenous

don't have time

TF are they doing, then?!

And for everything else, there's Mastercard®️

Anyone else still just using a poop knife in 2026?

Slot machines would like a word

Then turn the button into some kind of cookie-clicker type game, because it will be being used a lot!