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Keeping them right by the bed is certainly a choice.

Look at this guy, doesn't know how to use the 3 jugs

well, do you see a toilet? In fact, do you see a toilet in ANY house in zelda games? is.. is that what all the pots are for..?

And people do use toilets in zelda, older games are canon proof of that!

Piss jug, Cum jug, and Rum jug.

Instant Karma for anyone dumb enough tontry and break them

You don't know the 3 jug system? Piss, poop, beverage of choice

Reminds me of South Park videogame addressing this trope.

1100 sq ft alone sounds massive to me, and I'm a woman. I live alone with 2 cats in a 700 sq ft apartment and it feels perfect and even slightly spacious. I have a nice sized living room that houses my computer desk and my bookshelves, a largish kitchen/dining room, a big bedroom with a tiny walk in closet, and a larger than normal bathroom with a washer/dryer in a closet. I love it and I wish I could take it with me when I inevitably move away from the area.

The people who give you shit for having more room than you actually need are self-selecting themselves out of your life.

I wonder how much of the gender divide just comes from social conditioning. Most women I know have been told from a young age to plan to grow their family and add people to a household, but most of the guys are expected to just exist until it's time and to then find a house big enough for (???) people. That being said, I think 2-Bed/2-Bath is the sweet spot for most people.

The definition of financial happiness is the difference between how much you make and how much you spend.

While some poor jerk is spending the next 30 years paying 30% of their income on a mortgage, you've got everything you need at a 10th the cost and can afford to weather whatever comes at you.

3 chamber pots maybe? One for pee, other for poo, third for uhhhh

Even more concerning, there's only one bed...

The pots obviously. They're called chamberpots for a reason. The kid keeps breaking them instead of cleaning them out however. All because he found a couple rupees once that had fallen in while I was doing the deed. Well, I knew they were in there, just wan't worth trying to retrieve them, ya know? I tried telling him he can get the rupees if he cleans them out too. But he didn't listen to that either. I replace the chamberpots as soon as he leaves, but he just comes right back and breaks them again.

And he wonders why we are poor and his mom is gone.

in the outhouse.

indoor plumbing didn't become widely available until after WW1, and it wasn't until after WW2 that it was universal.

Families sharing one bed was actually pretty normal back in ye olde times. You'd even share beds with strangers at inns and such if you were traveling.

the uncle sleeps on the kitchen table.

This is your home in Zelda: Link to the Past (on Super Nintendo)

Metroid, the game where you have to save Princess Mario against the evil Sonicman.