Codpiece

She wouldn’t be allowed to be the main character!

With a bonus level of chopping up journalists in hotel rooms?

No you’ll get a version of Gran Turismo with sand duning and loads of Aramco banners everywhere.

Where do you crap? Outside like a wild animal?

Imagine their little faces light up!

Exactly. ET wouldn’t have got home without one.

When you say anyone else, are you asking if anyone is thinking the same, or if they want sloppy seconds?

Surely this is just as likely to go against you as it is in your favour?

I’m amazed it’s not in a burger bun too.

Did you know Bourton On The Water model village even has its own model village? It’s like model village Inception.

I’m fairly sure Paris is Europe, not Africa.

But your reply did make me laugh.

To be fair it was hard to tell if they were joking or just being American. I missed it too.