turtlesareneat

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[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You'll be given cushy jobs

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 31 points 1 month ago

I know someone with a 50s fridge, the inside is a giant lazy susan, very cool and unique. But yeah we did some back-of-envelope math, and it uses about 20x as much energy as my modern fridge.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My brother drove into town at 3am the year I got my dog, I left the door unlocked for him. In the morning I found my dog asleep on him. Yeah, hell of a guard dog.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Uhh people are financing their weekly groceries now, dumb as this is I am not exactly stressing it, being able to lease cars didn't take away cars from the rest of us.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I thought "cotorrito muerto" meant corn suicide so this meme was slightly funnier to me

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 25 points 1 month ago (16 children)

It's time for electronic weaponry to hit mass production. EMP gun tech can be refined and perfected outside of official labs these days.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 5 points 1 month ago

I take my personal laptop in and have a docking station for it, so the good screens are at work too, but they have to be fairly porn-less and I can't smoke weed AT them which, just dealbreaker.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately a huge percentage of car owners have to street park.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 4 points 1 month ago

It's Sunday morning, the weekend is barely half over, no one is going to fuck that up with their freewheeling anxieties.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 points 1 month ago

It's absurd anti-humor which is fine, but that's been around for a long time.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 points 1 month ago

The most common reason a demon is in your bed is ... that you brought it with you! People are haunted a lot more than places are.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Cry me a river of tears whilst I make a boat out of my erections.

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