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I'm so used to these penalties never being enough to change behavior that I just assumed that was going to be the case here again. Buuuut, METAs market cap is apparently $1.562T, soooo for once I'm thinking... "Yah, that's about right."
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2026
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Burn it to the ground!
They want too little money.
Weird that the decimal is in the wrong spot. 14 Trillion sounds about right. 15 Trillion looks nicer.
20 trillion is a nice round number.
Meta is only worth $1.5trillion so it doesn't make any difference.
Sounds like they need to apply for a loan.
100 Trillion then
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Milk that company for all it's worth. I love it.
That ... Is almost all out of, actually.
Cry me a river of tears whilst I make a boat out of my erections.
Something something disco inferno.
I predict a shit tonne of firings. Hopefully it’s just middle managers.
Paid from the coffee kitty, I guess?