Look at this guy! Living like a king with 3 piss jugs!
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Keeping them right by the bed is certainly a choice.
he parties hard but he is responsible.
Most innocuous place if you had to hide your stash of freshly harvested human hearts
Most people just had it under the bed in real life easily accessible.
Well…you’d want them nearby.
Not if you're leaving them long enough to fill up three
Piss jug, Cum jug, and Rum jug.
I hate when I mix up the rum jug with the cum jug. Mixing it up with the piss jug is okay though.
Mix em all and you get a Pissy-CumNog™.
well, do you see a toilet? In fact, do you see a toilet in ANY house in zelda games? is.. is that what all the pots are for..?
And people do use toilets in zelda, older games are canon proof of that!
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Look at this guy, doesn't know how to use the 3 jugs
One of them is obviously a cum jug.
From now on cumming is "going #3."
Instant Karma for anyone dumb enough tontry and break them
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Why is living simply and within your needs viewed negatively?
Meanwhile, having $1000 worth of throw pillows that are purely decorative, is some sort of achievement?
FWIW I live alone in a 2bed/1bath condo that's 1100 sq ft, and people tell me my place is 'too small' and I need a 3+bed/2+bath place that's like 1500sqft. Baffles me. and by people I mean, mostly women. Most men think my place is plenty spacious and great.
The house I grew up in was 1200 sq ft with 5 people. Blows my mind that the apartment I own is basically the same size as a house, but apparently unless I live in a McMansion sized space, I 'have issues'.
1100 sq ft alone sounds massive to me, and I'm a woman. I live alone with 2 cats in a 700 sq ft apartment and it feels perfect and even slightly spacious. I have a nice sized living room that houses my computer desk and my bookshelves, a largish kitchen/dining room, a big bedroom with a tiny walk in closet, and a larger than normal bathroom with a washer/dryer in a closet. I love it and I wish I could take it with me when I inevitably move away from the area.
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The people who give you shit for having more room than you actually need are self-selecting themselves out of your life.
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I wonder how much of the gender divide just comes from social conditioning. Most women I know have been told from a young age to plan to grow their family and add people to a household, but most of the guys are expected to just exist until it's time and to then find a house big enough for (???) people. That being said, I think 2-Bed/2-Bath is the sweet spot for most people.
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Where do you crap? Outside like a wild animal?
The pots obviously. They're called chamberpots for a reason. The kid keeps breaking them instead of cleaning them out however. All because he found a couple rupees once that had fallen in while I was doing the deed. Well, I knew they were in there, just wan't worth trying to retrieve them, ya know? I tried telling him he can get the rupees if he cleans them out too. But he didn't listen to that either. I replace the chamberpots as soon as he leaves, but he just comes right back and breaks them again.
And he wonders why we are poor and his mom is gone.
in the outhouse.
indoor plumbing didn't become widely available until after WW1, and it wasn't until after WW2 that it was universal.
That's what my grandmother and I used for the first 5 years of my life. For toilet paper we used the Sears catalog. (this was in the early 70's, the catalog came mostly similar to newspaper except the middle 10 pages or so were the glossy color ones which do not work for that purpose.)
It really wasn't bad, except in the winter. Canadian winters and outhouses are a special experience... you did not dawdle when on one of those missions.
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I see an issue...
There's three too many pots in there. Someone really oughta throw them against the wall.
Just pick an accent colour that isn't brown and get a rug.
Yeah, he lives there with is "uncle" and there is only one bed. I don't want to make any assumptions, but maybe someone should call CPS anyway...
Families sharing one bed was actually pretty normal back in ye olde times. You'd even share beds with strangers at inns and such if you were traveling.
the uncle sleeps on the kitchen table.
Dude, it's furnished, clean, paid for, it's near the freaking castle!!!!! Like two screens away, I'll take it mo'fucka! All wooden furniture, that bed always looked cozy af ngl. Is that a fountain back there!!! Ohhhhhoooo boiiii!!!! Get me a real estate agent!!!!
Link didn't even own the house. It was his uncle's.
It's dangerous to go alone. Here, take this. ⚔️
What game is this from?
This is your home in Zelda: Link to the Past (on Super Nintendo)
Metroid, the game where you have to save Princess Mario against the evil Sonicman.
No phones, no TV, just people living their best life.
Hey, that's where I grew up!
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