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Dozens, ya say?

From a company that has 164,000 employees?

OK. I mean, that sucks for them, but that's about it.

I knew a guy that stored business login credentials in a Google sheet. Black text on black background was what made it "secure." Because you have to know that they're credentials and click on the field.

Maybe Marx should have included a part in the middle where he and his girl friends smoked weed and talked about funny ways to get rid of capitalism.

Typically, these are scam test charges. They want to make sure the card works and you reaction time to a charge you didn't make. They're usually something like a donation to the Red Cross, but all the info is spoofed. People usually see a donation and think "awww.... Can't reverse that...oh well." Then you get hit with more odd, but plausibly named charges. Then a couple big ones for thousands late one night.

Not when on the other side is "jump through these hoops and give us this data for a $40 discount!!!!"

They're leveraging information asymmetry. It's as one-sided as it can get.

That's my point, sad hick made a pass at your tractor wife. She shot him down. She's a good lady, that one. A real keeper.

Hey now! I can write this for free and try desperately to get it published so someone else can get paid to let it get ripped for training data.

Can't apply for a job because the AI interview stage can't recognize his country accent.

Can't afford his car note, his truck leaves him.

He's broke, so his blonde waifu AI GF subscription runs out and she leaves him.

Tries to get drunk, but the delivery app won't let him buy alcohol.

Gets rejected trying to get sexy with the Tractor Supply customer service chatbot.

I'm not sure if this is an AI-based county song, or a plausible Blade Runner sequel.

100% true. When I visit my parents, Home Depot is like the Best Buy of home stuff. No one knows shit, no one cares. Ace is where you go to have someone take a minute longer to give you real info. It's like some secret third space where if they served coffee or beer, people would spend half their day there.

No, I have legs.

My Dad thinks he invented that joke.

In French:

70 is said "sixty ten" so 72 is "sixty twelve."

80 is "four twenties."

90 is "four twenties and a ten" so 99 is "four twenties and nineteen.