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That's my point, sad hick made a pass at your tractor wife. She shot him down. She's a good lady, that one. A real keeper.

Hey now! I can write this for free and try desperately to get it published so someone else can get paid to let it get ripped for training data.

Can't apply for a job because the AI interview stage can't recognize his country accent.

Can't afford his car note, his truck leaves him.

He's broke, so his blonde waifu AI GF subscription runs out and she leaves him.

Tries to get drunk, but the delivery app won't let him buy alcohol.

Gets rejected trying to get sexy with the Tractor Supply customer service chatbot.

I'm not sure if this is an AI-based county song, or a plausible Blade Runner sequel.

100% true. When I visit my parents, Home Depot is like the Best Buy of home stuff. No one knows shit, no one cares. Ace is where you go to have someone take a minute longer to give you real info. It's like some secret third space where if they served coffee or beer, people would spend half their day there.

No, I have legs.

My Dad thinks he invented that joke.

In French:

70 is said "sixty ten" so 72 is "sixty twelve."

80 is "four twenties."

90 is "four twenties and a ten" so 99 is "four twenties and nineteen.

Not really. If confirmed, it means someone somewhere was smart enough to do something like drive across a border in a truck with fake papers. It's very, very unlikely that Nvidia directly sold to anyone in a way that would get them in trouble.

This is true and real righteous anger. I love it.

I get that. 6 was almost really great at being what it really was, a long, depressing slog. Which it should have been. But that makes the clunky episodes just heavy and bad. Plus the transition from network to network... Ugh.

Musical was absolutely peak.

Season 2 is rough, and season 6 is a bit too depressing for me. 3, 5, and 7 are great.

A bit longer ago than 15 years, but Buffy the Vampire Slayer is 8 seasons, 6 of which are perfect.