Randelung

That was ... hard.

Was that someone you?

You're going over the speed limit, says the shitty sign recognition that missed the one outside that says otherwise.

You're tired, says the racist eye closure camera that can't deal with Asian eyes.

Your seatbelt is undone, says the sensor that can't discern between your backpack and a person. (To be fair, this one is just for the power of threes. Buckle in heavy objects. Secure your load.)

That's been Google's MO since always. They called it crowd sourcing first. Have people take photos and do reviews, then gate it behind a login. Digest the whole internet into an LLM, then steal their traffic (before that it was AMP).

I think MS doesn't care about home users anymore. Azure, Office, Enterprise setups etc. are more profitable. Server core licensing alone is ridiculous; you can license whole departments of personal machines with the price of a datacenter license.

I'd rather use Grokpedia or Stupidedia, anyway. Gotta have my ✨ alternative facts ✨.

The new season is just as good.

And it just keeps getting better.

Remember when autorun.ini was considered harmful?

"Mom, what's that smell?"

"Probably just some meat that fell behind the counter, honey. It'll go away on its own in a few months."

"Can't daddy just get it?"

"... no."

Bone room could absolutely be something else.

Kickass fro bro