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You can buy a full, real human skeleton for about $7,000. Since real skeletons don't stay intact once all the meat is gone, you could just drop a pile of bones in the bottom with a large pile of diatomaceous earth. That would give the local forensic team something to do.
"Mom, what's that smell?"
"Probably just some meat that fell behind the counter, honey. It'll go away on its own in a few months."
"Can't daddy just get it?"
"... no."