Kolanaki

Figures this would happen after I already sold my Quest 🫩

Which I sold due to all the software updates that rendered my mostly FOSS setup unusable unless I streamed from PC.

I heard that Lies of P's sequel itself has also shown some AI bullshit in some of the material they have released about the game.

"You've met me at a really strange time in my life, Marlaknight."

If it's anything but the entire jar, it's wrong.

Somewhere in the world, a dude is sticking his dick into a bag of Charmin.

Just imagine yourself healthy hard enough and you'll be fine.

Prostrate yourself for your prostate.

They can also make it not work if you're not connected to the internet by having the disk require a network validation every so often. A new game might even automatically install console firmware that updates the console to do this without downloading it online, from the disk.

I must have had knock-off Fruit of the Loom shit as a kid, cuz my undies had a cornucopia on 'em. 🤷‍♂️

I know human beings that struggle to plug in a cable. And not just because of USB superposition.

"How do I open the package on my battery operated package opener?"

The one thing making me slightly doubtful of it being a typical PR stunt is that the leaker has also been advertising their shit-ass memecoin crypto. Unless that crypto has some link to Rockstar, I don't think they're behind it.