I only procrastinate at work
this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2026
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Por que no los dos?
bustin'bustin'bustin'
sleep
Dolores: Anything I can do?
Eddie Valiant: Maybe you can go downtown and check the probate.
Roger Rabbit: Yeah, check the probate! Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate, and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water!
Eddie Valiant: Not prostate, you idiot. Probate!
It is okay to masturbate.
Sexuality is a physiological need, not an addiction put into you through subliminal messaging (unless you're some kind of ace). In fact, it is also good for your mental health.
*Prostate
I almost took it as a pun because a pharaohs subjects would prostrate themselves in front of him.
Right but I want it to be healthy when I’m lying down, too.
Every anarchist worst nightmare!
Which state
Whatever gets you through those hot Egyptian nights, buddy
Prostate. Come on.
Spelling was a little different 2 millenia bc.
𓇌𓅱𓅲𓐍𓂧𓅱𓈖'𓏏𓐍𓋴𓄿𓇌𓏞𓐍
What are you trying to get it to do?
Already answered! 😏
You get me.
You can also do it to help you sleep. So go fuck yourself, and good night!
If masturbating is good for your prostate mine is healthy af.
Guess it’s like draining the water heater every once in a while
And every few years, replacing the sacrificial rod.
I am probably good for the next 5 live times.
Uh huh.. riiight….
Me too.
We all want the strate to reopen, but there’s already a wanker in charge of that.
Prostrate yourself for your prostate.
I'm always in a pro state
If you labelled this with asshole, small colon, prostate, etc. So it’s on topic I would upvote, but sadly, I cannot upvote this one.
You don’t like where the black line goes?
🤷♂️
That was a lie.
Saving this. I don't know when I'll use it, but it'll be worth it when the time is right.