CalypsoGirl

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[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 0 points 5 hours ago

Do you want to like revolting? Or did you omit some punctuation?

Can we, like, revolt already?

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

First you must master the art of lucid dreaming. Come back and let me know when you've mastered that. Then I'll tell you the next step.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Coping mechanisms are becoming increasingly elaborate with the advancement of time.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And change your gait to the Ministry of Silly Walks so they can't identify you by your real gait.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

I first used it as a place to sell my used college textbooks.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 27 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Suggested serving sizes have never been realistic. Manipulated by the manufacturer to make us think the food is lower in calories than it actually is.

In reality we all serve ourselves a fifth of a jar. List THOSE calories on the label please.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

It is on topic because OOP wrote "prostrate." Saddam Hussein is indeed laying prostrate.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Laying flat on your belly makes access to genitals rather tricky. There's no way to justify OP's spelling error. It cannot be forgiven.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I rubbed my clit sore & raw a few days ago. It hurt for days. And I don't even have a prostate. Net benefit : -5

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

That man & dog are proportionately sized like Atreyu & Falcor.

TL;DR That's a disproportionately huge dog.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 19 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Anyone interested in history better start collecting actual tangible history books before they're all destroyed, and read & learn from those books, before TPTB use computers & internet & ai to rewrite past history to change & omit past historical events for their own nefarious purposes.

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