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[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Coping mechanisms are becoming increasingly elaborate with the advancement of time.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

I'm already an expert at disassociation.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago
[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

How do I do astral projection?

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 points 12 hours ago

First you must master the art of lucid dreaming. Come back and let me know when you've mastered that. Then I'll tell you the next step.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Oh if I could leave my body you know I'd never come back. That fucker is on their own from here on out!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Seriously. I can cast myself anywhere in the cosmos. Last thing I'm going to be thinking is, "let me pop by my broken body for a 10-hour shift to cover the bills!"

[–] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 3 points 23 hours ago

I'm trans and literally this was my motivation for wanting to learn astral projection as a kid. I tried really hard, had all these books about learning psychic powers..... I thought I was missing something, I was worried that maybe it wasn't working because I didn't have a soul...

Now I realize that it was indeed not working because I don't have a soul, no one has a soul, astral projection and psychic powers are bullshit.... It was never going to work.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It's okay you are just the brain and some nerves. The rest of the body is just for providing nutrients. Time to leave this system.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 22 hours ago

The rest of the body is just for providing nutrients

And access to yuri, also vital to life.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Go to the spirit world and never return.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like my job but I’d still like to try astral projection if I could!

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 1 points 23 hours ago

Is that how one skips finale 4?

[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 1 points 23 hours ago

"Astral projection" is just drinking so much you can't stand straight (see image)

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

can we like revolt already

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 0 points 12 hours ago

Do you want to like revolting? Or did you omit some punctuation?

Can we, like, revolt already?