Ariselas

joined 5 months ago
[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 24 points 1 month ago (9 children)

well, now I'm insulted that I wasn't on that list.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How fast would Jule$ be getting a free Scientology personality test if a 5'6" Tom Cruise winked at her?

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 63 points 1 month ago (3 children)

FIFA, "I'm worried that this contract might be ethical."
Ethics Committee, "If you look over here, that's a conflict of interest, oh and this here is clearly a bribe. Oh and this part is anti-competitive practice, everything looks in order, you're good to go!"
FIFA, "Great! But do you think we are paying the children too much to make our merch?"

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rock me Dr. Zaius!

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 18 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I remember this machine, it was out of stock on everything but Fresca and wouldn't give me my quarters back.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 0 points 2 months ago

Australia has entered the chat

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They were pretty F-ed up to a teenage mind on LSD, or so I'm told.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They often didn't have head rests, so whiplash. They also came from a time when shoulder belts weren't common and seat belts in general were more of a suggestion.

And then there were the days when parents would stuff too many kids into the front of a single cab with a bench seat and put us 2 to a seat belt, and / or one kid on the lap of the driver. But those were also the days of the rear facing seat in the station wagon. I also remember my scout leader packing a group of us into the bed of a pickup, shit was scary but so much fun.

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