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[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 114 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's why he always carries around magnum condoms for his monster dong

[–] nodiratime@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

He prefers clams.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Dunno why it's still the norm for women to shame men's bodies so brazenly, but they can't catch any vibe that someone else may not like their own body.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wouldn't say that it's a norm, at least not anymore than it is for men to shame women's bodies.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

I would say both are norms and harmful consequences of the patriarchy tbh

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

"When education is not liberating the dream of the oppressed is to become the oppressor."

[–] starik@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

This is from over 6 years ago. Woke 1.0 was just getting ramped up.

[–] Nima@leminal.space -5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

it's not the norm. this is just some twitter thot. stop giving thots the time of day or any consideration.

edit: apparently some of you are angry you couldn't get her OF 😂

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you need to disengage from the internet a bit.

[–] Nima@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

for saying dudes shouldn't listen to shitty women who spout nasty comments about men's appearances?

uhhh alright. maybe y'all are into that or something.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago
[–] dillekant@slrpnk.net 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Devito is the only person I can think of who would say his height is shorter than it actually is. Dude's probably like 5' 3" but downplays it.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 12 points 1 month ago

He's getting old enough he might be shortening. lol

[–] FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What are you talking about? Charlie Day is like 5'6" and standing next to Danny he is definitely much more than 3 inches taller.

DeVito is legitimately under 5' feet tall

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How fast would Jule$ be getting a free Scientology personality test if a 5'6" Tom Cruise winked at her?

[–] X@piefed.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So fast that light would struggle to keep up

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 points 1 month ago

She would open a black hole from the sheer speed

[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

If only 1% go through the link tree and signed in for her OF, she made profit out of that out rage. Don't be stupid giving rage baiters money by giving them clout.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish I was, like, 4'7'' instead of 6'6''. Being tall is overrated.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Could be worse, like being 6'7"...

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Devito is so legendary over so many decades. I want to talk shit but I dunno

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

He just wants to be P U R E

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

He’s one of my favorites. Danny Devito is a prince. See Get Shorty. He’s not main, but still so good.

[–] cardboardchris@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Excellent Batman Returns reference

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Pfft. STFU Nardo!