Put them in a lil zoo, charge admission to see them
Agent641
joined 3 years ago
Coroner taking pictures on the first day of school
Oh how the turntables
Hardware store guy: "I'm here if you need any advice!"
Me: "How do I begin to heal from past traumas when my only coping mechanism is fantasization and when the only emotional reaction I have to someone breaking contact with me is validation of my belief that I'm a burden and they are better off without me in their life?"
TIL that fruit of the loom started in 1893.
For some reason I thought it was an online startup in the 2020s like Quince
Yeah exactly. At birth, his value in today's money is about $3.10. assuming he is still $0.50, his purchasing power has dropped by more than 80%
Arch can be traded for sex and murders in prison.
Sounds like emptying a bucket of gravel when I inhale!
Get well soon fam πͺ
The data probably shows which conservative religious men are meeting other men regularly for sweaty, breathless one on one 'political discussion'
So that deal I made with the devil to swap my soul for a monster truck when I was a kid isn't legally enforceable?!
Oh yeah, some people seem compelled to give gory details. Hey lady, I absolutely don't need to know about your colonoscopy, all thebest tho. Gastric ulcers? That's a bummer fella, now can I get my client outreach update?
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