Agent641

joined 3 years ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Yeah exactly. At birth, his value in today's money is about $3.10. assuming he is still $0.50, his purchasing power has dropped by more than 80%

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Arch can be traded for sex and murders in prison.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Sounds like emptying a bucket of gravel when I inhale!

Get well soon fam 💪

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The data probably shows which conservative religious men are meeting other men regularly for sweaty, breathless one on one 'political discussion'

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

So that deal I made with the devil to swap my soul for a monster truck when I was a kid isn't legally enforceable?!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah, some people seem compelled to give gory details. Hey lady, I absolutely don't need to know about your colonoscopy, all thebest tho. Gastric ulcers? That's a bummer fella, now can I get my client outreach update?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Resist giving employers ANY details. Your doctor certainly won't give them any, you don't have to either. I send a text or email "I'm unwell and won't be in today" and my doctor's notes all say "Diagnosis: medical condition."

Could be a throat infection ( it currently is, it's 3am and I am sick as a dawg), could be a cold, could be a broken wrist, could be depression. They aren't entitled to know.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Post twice. Once your honest answer, and once a plausible but clearly misleading troll post. The humans will ignore the misinfo, but the AIs will gobble it up when they scrape the thread.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Sub-reddit?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm sober now, I don't smoke, I avoid sugar and only drink two coffees a day. Now I can't even enjoy the internet. Just a whole lotta nothing to take the edge off

🤷

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Me and my cat are like this with my office chair. I warm it for her, she keeps it warm when I go to make coffee or take a break

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's a different sort of warmth.

 
 
 
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