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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Bursting into flames is the robot equivalent of spiking a football in the endzone.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I would so watch a robot Olympics, just for the tantrums, meltdowns, diva behavior, explosions, fires, etc. I want to see an event where the robots have to fight to the death.

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 73 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That’s gonna be the thing that murders you. Wooo it runs fast!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh thank God. I was worried it was going to be one of those little lunch delivery bots and that it was going to take hours for it to get around to eliminating this meat bag.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if it's just a flying drone, but all it does is shoot you with a never ending supply of spit balls? Just all day, every day, bullied by a drone.

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That means it has a moist mouth.

[–] canadian_commie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 6 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I enjoy asking my wife if she has thought about how wet her bones are today.

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[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (5 children)

The future is terrifying. How many years before ice has those things chasing people down in the streets?

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ICE already has monsters chasing people down in the streets. Does it matter whether those monsters are carbon-based or silicon-based?

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The carbon based ones feel pain

[–] burido@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I refuse to belive that

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Never. There's absolutely no need to use humanoid robots for that, other form factors would be much more efficient.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wanna say it was a dynamics robot that was awkwardly jogging because of an unbalanced load. Stopped. Got on all 4 and ran off WAY faster (50-60kph) up a rocky hill.they basically said going bipedal was really just to comfort the people around it.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Next step is centaurs, four legs AND hands free to choke people.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why stop there? Let's give it some tentacles!

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is your fault, I plead insanity.

Digital black and white drawing by me, of a robot centaur, essentially. Its lower body is one of those robot dogs with four spindly legs. Its upper body is the bulky upper body of a robot with two arms. It also has robotic tentacles protruding from its back. I'm very sorry for the mental image I have inflicted on you.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

I take full responsibility 🤣

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

The reality is bipeds are poor designs for robots, the better design would be something close to arachnids. But Boston dynamics know they need to sell robots to society, so it's cute dance videos and dog like robots while they figure out how to strangle you efficiently.

[–] amju_wolf@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Efficient yes, but humanoid robots are much more likely to be accepted by the general public.

[–] stopdropandprole@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

counterpoint:

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If they're being used to "chase people down" I don't think acceptance by the general public is all that relevant.

[–] amju_wolf@pawb.social 2 points 1 hour ago

If they're used to chase down people the general public doesn't like, it might even be applauded.

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[–] khannie@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Drop your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply.

Oh ED209, you scamp. I already dropped the weapon.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 25 points 2 days ago

If I was promised at least one "burst into flames" every so often, I might consider watching these.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

running full speed into walls because unlike a human ~~they~~ it can only run in a straight line.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like how they just smash straight into the wall and die. You don't see that level of dedication from human athletes.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pheidippides: Am I a joke to you?

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Pheidippides: Am I a joke to you?

1.3 million marathon runners a year: Wassup Pheidippides? We didn't die!

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 days ago

I love the weight lifting robot that freaks out like C-3PO.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Those are kind of terrifying.

[–] datendefekt@feddit.org 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Watched a clip yesterday and learned that compared to just last year, there were four times as many contestants and they managed to complete the race in less than half the time.

But the really fascinating things were mundane tasks like chopping vegetables.

Comparing that to what Europe has got to offer is what scares me.

[–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Die Antwoord are terrible people

[–] madmantis24@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 days ago

"Don't do crimes!"

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