Lost_My_Mind

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

Wait......were we all not already on the same page about that? Am I supposed to gasp here?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I do not understand Linux. I do not understand terminal. Logically I should be using the more popular, easier to understand, financially backed operating system. The pattern used to be 1 bad windows release then 1 good release. XP was good, Vista was bad. 7 was good, 8 was bad. So I expected 10 to be good. And it just wasn't. And the thing is, it never got back to how amazing XP was for it's time. 7 was good, but it felt lacking. It should have been better. I didn't switch from XP until the very end. And then I think I went another year or two unsupported. Until finally that PC died, and then I bought a Windows 7 PC almost into the days of Windows 10. And used that until 2023. I still use the PC hardware, but now I have ZorinOS. Which is fine. I almost know how to do things after 2 years. I still can't figure out installing Audacious. Keeps telling me the package requires dependancies, but won't install them. But day to day browsing, and various other tasks I get by reasonably well enough.

So you'd think I should have stuck with windows, but FUCK THAT SHIT!!! I will pay for a good operating system. I don't care about the money. What I care for is a minimalist UI, with a start button and a task bar. Clock in the lower right, along with a shortcut to various other toggles, like bluetooth, wifi, display settings, ect. and next to the start button should be 3 shortcut program buttons. Right now I only have two. Firefox and the file manager. I need to right click the taskbar to have a context menu to give the option to start the task manager.

Zorin has all of that. It's been two years, so I don't remember how much of this I customized. I know for the first month I STRUGGLED. Then I finally got things the way I like. I know my current task bar is a mod. My setup feels very Modern day Windows XP. Except instead of "Start", my start button says "Fuck", because it makes me giggle that I can do that. All in all, I feel functional in someone elses home. You know when you stay with your friend on the other side of the country? And you're there for like 2 weeks, and by day 10 it starts feeling like you kinda sorta know your way around everything in the house? But maybe you don't know how to work the stereo system to work with the TV. So you just watch it with the TV speakers. That's how I feel with Linux. I can get things done, but I don't feel at home.

So when I see microsoft headlines like this, where it's just straight up bullshit, I feel bad for those who still use windows. Then suddenly Linux starts to feel a lot more like home than Windows does these days. So good job Microsoft. You legitimately drove me away as a customer, and continued to keep me at bay simply by existing as you currently are.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Its 1, but the video is 2 hours 39 minutes long. It's just "HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!" on repeat.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Maybe things change in the future, but right now I see VHS tapes at local thrift shops as being bigger competition to houtube than this.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Despite being nailed to the cross, I just realized I've never thought of Jesus and bdsm in the same thought process until now.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Am I the only one who read the article, and has no idea what the hell they're talking about?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ya know? Most of the time I don't get to say this, but I think if the fediverse had a MySpace type service, I think the fediverse version might actually out-perform the official real version of MySpace. Which would probably be the thing that makes some corporate entity try to sue the fediverse.

Now in theory, MySpace can't sue this Fediverse version of MySpace. For clarity sake, let's call this fictional version of MySpace "FediSpace".

So if MySpace tried to sue FediSpace, we all know that the decentralized nature of the fediverse should make that more or less impossible. But how would it hold up in real life? You can make all the laws you want. You can plan your government to run however you want. If the last few years have taught me anything it's that none of that matters. If the people with money want to win, the courts are not an obstacle. They will make shit up, ignore shit, do whatever they can so the company with the money wins in court.

I just have no idea what that would look like. I don't rule out the possibility, but I think it would require thousands of lawsuits. And I don't see MySpace footing the bill for that. So I have no idea how to imagine it.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Oh god not again!!!! MySpace Tom is about to kidnap people in vans, and shoot innocent people on the street while taking no responsibility in the slightest.

What? That's what happened last time someone trying to make a comeback said that. Look what happened within a year.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Well clearly nothing could go wrong with that, right? ........right?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Government: Describe how they opened the artificial tubes of intelligent internet.

AI companies: Oh. It would appear we can lie our asses off, because these dustpiles don't understand the core concepts at play here.....

AI companies: They used a zappy gun. Which is why we need to install mass surveilance on every phone and street corner to find all the zappy guns.

Government: My god!!! Those zappy guns go pew pew pew and now everyone knows I wear pink panties and a dog collar in my wifes basement! Fund the AI immediately!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Hell it’s the only place I’m okay with something up my ass.

Psssshhhhhh! Prude!

Btw, I'm not defending these doctors with the glasses. Fuck that shit! That should absolutely be banned.

I'm just saying anal is awesome! You're missing out.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I guess that makes sense when it's explained like that.

But a million guesses, and I never would have got that right.

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