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[–] zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Gentle reminder that not everything is about sex. It's totally fine to fall in love with someone or even be married to them workout having sex.

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 4 points 2 days ago

Hell yeah, I'm married to the workout. πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ‹οΈ

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah that's just what the asexuals want you to believe

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 75 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I'd be rather disappointed when he turned human, I imagine. Not what I was signing up for at all.

dragging his ass back to the witch that cursed him

excuse me ma'am could we get the same one again please

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago

I think the makers of Shrek learned that lesson

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago

"Who TF is this guy?!"

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I remember watching that and was thinking, β€œnow this guy’s just some schlub with no redeeming characteristics, change him back dammit.”

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 26 points 4 days ago

There was an interview with Emma Watson around the live action movie release where she commented along those lines. Something to the effect of, "It's sad in a way when he becomes human. I was just thinking, 'You were quite nice before, actually', you know?"

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

Made no difference, she was in it for the library anyway.

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 62 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] itrealgood@mander.xyz 72 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Aah yes he turned it sideways! There was double-size smut in there!

I have borne witness to such double page degeneracy! It was a picture!

It pleased me greatly.

Looking at the centre fold there.

Turning it around trying to figure out what's what.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It also adds some new flavor to the reason why when Gaston picked up one of her books and he started twisting it around left and right to try to make sense of it.

I can only imagine what was going through his mind.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

(Un?)fortunately for him, it was a corrupted coloring book. Maybe it awakened something within him?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

how does that even anatomically work?

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 19 points 4 days ago

Same thing, but Mulan and Shen

[–] hexdream@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Women and bestiality, an uncomfortable conversation.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

It’s beast-iality, definitely, but he’s an intelligent adult and can clearly communicate his desires, so it’s closer to xenophilia (meaning actual extraterrestrials, not just humans from other cultures)

[–] testauser1@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yep. Scooby and Velma totally kosher for the same reason

[–] hexdream@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Put down the peanut butter, and step away from the dog...

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Theoretically, sure, but that’s pretty fucked up to do to shaggy

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Velma is canonically a lesbian in several versions and Shaggy is unironically capable of getting with many women. Seriously Shaggy the chick magnet is canon.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It’s shaggy and scooby…

Velma and Daphne are together, but that’s an open relationship, so it’s not a problem for Daphne.

[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Teratophilia actually.

[–] CybranM@feddit.nu 8 points 3 days ago

I doubt its just one gender that wants to bang non-humans

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I don't need to click the link, I know exactly what this is, and I fully approve.