Saving this. I don't know when I'll use it, but it'll be worth it when the time is right.
ramenshaman
I'd like to remind Sony that this is why I do not and will not own a PlayStation.
Probably pretty easy with a shotgun
You must be a criminal because if you don’t have anything to hide why are you worried?
Go. Fuck. Yourself. Then go read 1984. Then show me your browser history and all the pictures on your phone, since you have nothing to hide.
Where did we go wrong?
I would love to eavesdrop on a meeting where they discuss how many cities/counties are cancelling contracts and how many cameras are mysteriously falling apart.

Ohh ok. For some reason your description makes me want to shout "fuck spez" from the rooftops. No idea what a spez is though.
What's reddit?
That's the kid who punched his nazi classmate in the face
Why not?
I learned about this at one of my previous jobs, they called them "buddy tabs". Kind of a game changer
A bag of dicks, even