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[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The truth is, God is a unified field of consciousness that arose from the supersymmetry of the ever-present, eternal emptiness to then fold in and on Itself across eleven dimensions to form a topological matrix that acts as a monadic nodal communication system, and short of understanding that, you should be a little bitch and act on what your sorry ass thinks is the nature of the universe. It's rather quite simple to understand.

[–] BasedMaquisEddington@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I post this in jest, you seem like you can take it in stride πŸ™‚

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Never mix Robitussin and speed, this always happens.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you have fun this weekend?

Naw. I took too much of the good stuff and I wound up seeing god again. Ruined a perfectly good trip. It was awful.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I've never been a weed person, probably because it seemed to make people tired and hungry and as a fat kid I was already tired and hungry anyway. Seemed like a waste of money. If I was going to break the law to take a chemical then it damn well better make me see tiny aliens crawling out of the cat's mouth. And I didn't have a cat.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sober, minus a little beer and weed, you prejudiced ki.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Prejudiced against what? People raving gibberish while being a cunt to others by calling them little bitches?

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you replying to the right post???