yakko

Maximum violence: "K."

That's gross. I love it

It's so upsetting how just yesterday I had my library on shuffle and, out of tens of thousands of tracks, it played "Death of Optimus Prime" on the exact day he died.

I can honestly say I envy you; worthless though these skills are in daily life, there is a satisfaction in mastery that is only doubled when shared.

I harp on about sportsmanship constantly with my kid. The ADHD makes them feel terrible unless they're always winning, and we work on that a lot.

Most of us have ADHD, I just have APD and can't process crosstalk

In my family, or...?

Yep. I always plan to do more skill transfer and help them get to my level, but it's hard to pick moments where talking won't distract them. I have a hard time splitting attention, and they have a hard time focusing at all, so 😑

My kid used to complain that I win at Mario Kart too much. I told him "I've been playing it since like 1993, it would be really weird if I wasn't better at it than you." His eyebrows shot through the roof at that

It's like a mental problem, I'm glad I never caught the sports bug

Yeah lol but I'm inviting every homeless person in town to dinner

The utter bastardy of it all.