wreckedcarzz

Oh, now that is a doozy then

Obviously you just need to grow long hair

For metal cards, at least for Amex, you mail the card back and they handle the destruction for you. I thiiiink Chase does this too.

Google Pay/Apple Pay and unique card numbers per purchase, automatically

Well there typically isn't any straws at a lemonade stand, so...

This appears to be a new tactic though

a) her?

b) with that kind of cash, someone else can do the cooking; but I'll definitely stay at home

Stop giving money to Netflix?

And companies never do illegal things

Those are on your dash, silly

Huh, strange, neither of those pictures are of me.

If only they would have used a different meme template, world problem would be solved!

/s, obviously