slazer2au

joined 3 years ago
[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

He is where we need him to be.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

30 seconds is very optimistic.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does it have an internal speaker or HDD activity light? Both of those are known exfiltration methods. :)

Hell, even a variable speed fan has been used.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Here's hoping none of them can escape the sandbox.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Then she pays me alimony?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Honestly no. We have a multi million income, let's hire an actual chef so we can get properly nourished as opposed to just some variation of Italian food each night.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

No, no, no, you have been boxxyed, where do I collect the boxing tax from?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

No phones, no TV, just people living their best life.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

OK Boxxy T. Morningwood.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Dutch say the final number before the second last. 23 in Dutch is pronounced 3 and 20, 64 is 4 and 60.

Annoying AF.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Just wait until you find out how the Dutch count.

 
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