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I both love and hate tech from 2008 and before.

Why? The capacitor epidemic...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSpzAVpnXo4

I thought the 6 inch beard would give it away, but okay...

I just love how eBay is on their suggestions, like...

• eBay: We see you ordered a Nissan Sentra radiator last month, would you like to order more?
• Me: Why yes, I'd like to order 6 more, one for every day of the week!

/s

Not long ago, I found a $100 bill at our local gas station.

I picked it up by the trash can, figuring it was probably a church fake.

It wasn't a fake at all, it was a real $100

I make point to check by those pumps everytime I pass by that gas station...

Battery Monitor - Available on F-Droid does exactly that, without having to root the phone.

Right now my battery is 87%, 3.984V, and 99.3⁰F

Our 96 Sonoma that we just got in April, about a month later ended up having a massive oil leak. It first showed up on the oil pressure gauge.

One day, had to put 3 quarts in it! It wasn't burning the oil, nor would it leave a puddle under the truck. So where the fuck was it going?

There was only one way to find out. Inspect everything with the engine running. Turned out the oil filter was ancient, clogged with what looked almost like tar, and basically pouring oil out from around the seal.

One ~$8 oil filter fixed that right up 👍

Point is, we would have never known just by checking the engine before cranking it, as the oil doesn't pump unless the engine spinny spinny. Bonus points for having an actual oil pressure gauge, as we would have probably drove it bone dry until the engine locked up otherwise.

On. Always numbers on.

There's a pill for that...

https://fukitol.com/

Error Code 418

Damn yo, that Thalidomide drug really fucked up a whole generation of babies didn't it :(

Man, you people need to learn how to meme..

This is an ARM free zone, you're not allowed to have arms.....

How the fuck you gonna have hands if you don't have arms? Duh..

Edit: Yes I'm an idiot, but I don't type in WASD...........

LOL, I learned that sitting at a campfire back when I was only 12. I usually save it for Halloween, but it seemed fitting to post it here.

Sorry, not sorry...