Not long ago, I found a $100 bill at our local gas station.
I picked it up by the trash can, figuring it was probably a church fake.
It wasn't a fake at all, it was a real $100
I make point to check by those pumps everytime I pass by that gas station...
Battery Monitor - Available on F-Droid does exactly that, without having to root the phone.
Right now my battery is 87%, 3.984V, and 99.3โฐF
Our 96 Sonoma that we just got in April, about a month later ended up having a massive oil leak. It first showed up on the oil pressure gauge.
One day, had to put 3 quarts in it! It wasn't burning the oil, nor would it leave a puddle under the truck. So where the fuck was it going?
There was only one way to find out. Inspect everything with the engine running. Turned out the oil filter was ancient, clogged with what looked almost like tar, and basically pouring oil out from around the seal.
One ~$8 oil filter fixed that right up ๐
Point is, we would have never known just by checking the engine before cranking it, as the oil doesn't pump unless the engine spinny spinny. Bonus points for having an actual oil pressure gauge, as we would have probably drove it bone dry until the engine locked up otherwise.
On. Always numbers on.
Error Code 418
Damn yo, that Thalidomide drug really fucked up a whole generation of babies didn't it :(
Man, you people need to learn how to meme..
This is an ARM free zone, you're not allowed to have arms.....
How the fuck you gonna have hands if you don't have arms? Duh..
Edit: Yes I'm an idiot, but I don't type in WASD...........
LOL, I learned that sitting at a campfire back when I was only 12. I usually save it for Halloween, but it seemed fitting to post it here.
Sorry, not sorry...
Disclaimer: I did not write this, it's a meme before the word meme became a thing..
Commenting from my tablet running Termux + XFCE via MultiVNC
Otherwise, Linux Mint MATE on my laptop.
I just love how eBay is on their suggestions, like...
/s