mastertigurius

joined 1 year ago
[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

He'll lie down between my arms and rest his head on my lower arm while my hands are on the keyboard. Good touch typing practice, as I can't see the keys.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Thank you. He's indeed soft and cuddly, though also drooly and clawy. We love him.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

His hunger is insatiable, as evidenced by his annoyed moaning whenever he glimpses the bottom of his food bowl. His foster home had turned him into a mega-chonk, but I got him in the right track. Now he's part killing-machine, part cuddle-machine.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (8 children)

The level of sophistication of our pet feeder at home is a fistful of kibble pulled out of a bag and dropped in a bowl. If we're away, we have a good neighbour who drops in to check on the cat, or the cat stays with my family. I'm an IT professional, and prefer my house to be as dumb as possible.

Of course I will post a picture of my cat when mentioning him. His name is Nemo.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It was originally a typo, but now it's definitely a satanic phallus symbol.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (28 children)

Welcome to internet newspeak, where all words are offensive and subject to bans or demonetization.

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[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Uuuuh, you might want to wake up at some point.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The exact thing that completely put me off returning to Mass Effect after the first run.