Ubuntu pissed me off back when Shuttleworth said, "This is not a democracy!"
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Great. So much for smushing a dick-veined Snickers into my virgin Cherry Ripe.
"Sylvia Driskell’s lawsuit was dismissed just five days after she filed it in May 2015. U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard ruled that the case lacked standing, federal jurisdiction, and a specific request for legal relief, stating that a federal court is not a forum for theological debate. The judge also denied Driskell the right to amend her complaint, declaring such an attempt would be futile".
DuckDuckGo.
I didn't know Pete Hegseth was 66.
"Get your hand off my penis!"
Even the ones who haven't come out yet?
Termites. Could only have been termites. Metal-eating termites.
See, this is where homemade EMP technology can really start to advance. Just make sure nobody around has a pacemaker.
Nurses.
Watch nurses next time you're in hospital. They do 8 million things, unprompted, throughout their day. Robots would blow their power load and collapse if they had to do a tenth the things nurses do.
It's a sad fact of society that there are no great rock ballads about refrigerators.
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Poor Amazon guy. You can see him getting older. You just know his plastic android is gonna leave him one day.
Maybe Elon will gift him a spare child?