lol

Yeah, I’m pretty sure I had a w98 and xp key memorized at one point

Some people would rather just die than make even the tiniest change, even if that change will make their lives infinitely better

Windows 95 had a more successful launch. Believe me: I was there for it, and I had to run tech-support for half a dozen friends’ computers at the time, not to mention several family members.

And I had already been running Chicago betas for several months. What a shit show that was…

And these were the days before most people had either a functional Internet connection or any sort of home networking, so any kind of real fix or updates had to come through the sneakernet via floppies.

I was legit working for Dell tech Support when Windows 98 came out, and that really wasn’t so bad. except for the whole USB 2.0 thing…

😬

Gosh… I really do like food…

I’m not gonna tell you because I have an aunt named Patty McBride IRL, and this just got real weird

Yeah, and I foresee over $30 trillion of potential revenue in my OnlyFans page.

The difference? There is a realistic expectation of at least some guaranteed revenue from my onlyfans page without incurring tens of billions of dollars in debt first.

And I can show legitimate growth on my onlyfans page without the aid of “AI”. And while “AI” is a fad, the world‘s oldest profession isn’t going anywhere…

Whatever gets you through those hot Egyptian nights, buddy

Uh huh.. riiight….

Me too.

Edit: sorry, best I could do while out grocery shopping. Wanted to do something from Final Mission, but I can’t Photoshop while shopping for eggs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

well, Picard, as you've said: [My] first duty is to the truth