I’m in the “healthy” BMI range, thank you. I just hate having to work to maintain that. I would love to shovel as much food in my gut as I want; I spend most of the time thinking about my next meal. But I also understand that being overweight is a huge predictor of lots of other issues and like you said, an early death.
It was a joke and I’m sorry.
I would fucking welcome it. But this shit? Definitely not. Just peak grift.
Yeah well fuck you
Keep your head down, or you’ll be sent out to clean!
Yeah no problem, everybody can just go out there and build a business and be in charge right? All chiefs and no Indians. Everyone can just take all this extra capital they have and start a business, this will surely support their family and feed all their dependents. Totally easy right? I can’t believe more people didn’t think of this!
warning: old man yelling at cloud
I feel like everybody always has to have some condition, some struggle, some sort of impairment which makes them unique. If I suck at something, then I suck at it. There are many legitimate conditions out there, but it just seems so … trendy? to have something.
That chick: “wait’ll they get a load o’ me”
Can we talk about how Tom got his gazillions, fucked off, and is leading a great life without being a blowhard self-important cunt? He’s the hero we didn’t know we had.
Yeah but the new one with that terrible signature will surely moon!
Because trump thinks he IS America.
So the software engineers who worked on the failed product get laid off, but not the people who decided to make the thing and directed its development. Cool cool cool