Proprietary_Blend

joined 2 years ago

You just have to pee. It's right in the instructions

Great job! You blocked eurotrash shithead!

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they're Gen Z and later, I'd be pleasantly surprised that they could read and write at all.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

First wish: give my wife twice what I wish for.

Second wish: beat me half to death.

Third wish: profit

Cool abbreviations bro

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Merci! It's actually "short" for "kilo". But you're doing great!

Why do you keep being your mother a "half barrel"?

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So many baguettes just hit the ground

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