MonkeMischief

joined 2 years ago
[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Honestly bidets are super fancy but you could just go with a "bum gun." Little gentle water sprayer you attach to your toilet line and voila. Got mine for like $20-$30 or something.

Quite incredible. So much that I'm miffed this isn't a standard expected thing on toilets.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 24 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Heehee you can type words, like

8008135

:D

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 4 weeks ago

Now THAT I gotta see 😂

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Oh that's HORRIFYING and DISGUSTING! D:

⬇️ 📂

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 4 weeks ago

you have to censor erogenous zones in porn

"Oo this must be one of those adult shows."

(Every character is entirely a box of flickering pixels)

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 4 weeks ago

I love markdown and stuff but also I'm sad I can't use "carat underscore carat" happy emoticons anymore because it mangles them lol.

No escapes:

^_^

Slash escapes like that neat trick up there...

^_^

Not even code block can save it.

^_^

Code block saves shruggie though!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lenny is safe...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ...for now

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 4 weeks ago

Oh, you must mean a Honda Element! :p

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 19 points 1 month ago

What really pisses me off is having lived in Las Vegas, where they shut the whole Strip and a bunch of surrounding areas down for this race. Not sure if they do it every time but they also shut down the famous Bellagio fountains and covered the view with ugly scaffolding!

For the race itself, not only can you only watch it via a subscription stream, they also block off any local infrastructure with a view, such as the pedestrian bridges, so that the only eyes able to actually see the thing happen in our own city on our own streets paid ~$2000 for the privilege.

The classism on display is insane. The city is all about entertaining the obscenely wealthy globalist class, and the people that make it all run are serfs.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I really wish it could just be something that somehow paid the bills, but didn't demand your heart and soul, have wacky or unstable hours, and take up the ever-loving entirety of all but two days each week.

I think that's where this "If I could just earn a little money without hating it I could actually do something I enjoy." Push comes from.

If someone could comfortably exist on part-time, heck yeah, get that bread and do hobbies on the off hours! Balance! But where the heck does that come from with these full time jobs? Especially if you've got family or whatever. Especially when limiting to only 40 hours is even rare sometimes.

And where do the groceries and house cleaning and doctor's appointments come in?

I'm personally worried that we'll just be split into the "Gets to do fun fulfilling things for an audience" class, and the "Gets to be the audience" class.

I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of streamers started simply so they could justify enjoying videogames... And I find that kinda sad...

Sorry don't mean to vent existential crisis on main LOL. I just genuinely don't know how people do it...

I'm part time, I'd LOVE to be learning and making games just for fun, but the System(TM) is designed so the water keeps rising if you're not constantly hustling. You can't just... Do what you do and be fine...and it's so damn exhausting...

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm gonna watch Hot Fuzz, do you want to?

(Racks shotgun) "You're off the fkin CHAIN!"

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

thought it was going to be piss.

Bud Light is not immune from the price hikes either, unfortunately!

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"You can't handle my strongest bombs . . . . . . . . they're much too strong for you. " . . .(awkward smug smirk) :>

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