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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Sexy time? No thanks

Movie? No thanks

What do you want to do?

Sit on the porch with you, have a drink and talk, go for a walk, sleep, whatever.

Why not just ask? Or:

I'm gonna watch Hot Fuzz, do you want to?

OMG you are so hot I want you right now.

Not that it's someone's responsibility to know how to ask things, but I think it does help to you know, know your partner. Someone asking "sexy time?" wouldn't make me want sex, and I might want to watch a movie if I know which one.

Even better - "I'm gonna play Genshin, unless you wanna watch a movie, is there anything you want to watch? "

Like, there are probably a thousand better ways to approach this. Maybe it's in the delivery not the suggestions.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm gonna watch Hot Fuzz, do you want to?

(Racks shotgun) "You're off the fkin CHAIN!"

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"Cock it"

Wait wrong cornetto movie.

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