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Well I am a bit busy but I could be convinced...for a lukewarm Ikea hotdog.
No hotdog, no deal.

No, they looked at the blatant corruption from Fatboy McKiddieFiddlers regime and figured, "eh, what's the point of pretending to give a shit. No fucker has got the balls to stop us from fucking thing up."

Let's be fair here. The doors weren't supposed to actually be used because the target market for the Swastikkkar was for people who wanted to would weld the doors shut, paint their cars orange, have confederate flags on the side and top, and then jump in and out of it through a window screaming "Yeehaw!"

Gahhh! You two barnacles best be keeping quiet about the high seas, or it's the plank for yee!!

"demonstrably better"
Well go on then, I would like you to demonstrate to me how it is better.

"Ok, gramps, thanks for -probably- not shitting yourself doing all that exercise of waking from there to ...there, aaand picking up then passing me that trophy. Now it's time for you to fuck off."

I enjoyed this but it's still a 7/10 from me.

I mean, there was no mention of a family member being an expert in something.
No calling people "folks".
No mention of Sleepy Joe Biden.
No accusations about how the election was rigged.
No serious tangents being taken.
No mention of being the most disrespected but best president ever. EVER.
No spelling mistakes or wrong words used.
And why oh why was there no one dropping to their knees and begging for help?
Ok, yes, there were tears, but no begging? No big burly men dropping to their knees? Oh, come on!!!

7/10. Next time try harder to make it more unbelievable for it to be believable!!

Average or large hands would look small when put next to that huge lump of wobbling gonorrhoea.
And it really doesn't help that those hands are smaller than average.

{Donarhea Drumpf does disgusting and terrible things for decades, including sexual assaults and rape. Then fucks the world up in the first term. Then incites an insurrection when ousted, then steals top secret documents and stores them in an unlocked room next to a fax machine. Is friends with Epstein is a kiddie fiddler and won't release the files. Kidnaps then deports and/or kills people in broad daylight. Blatant corruption. Corruption everywhere. So much corruption. Bombs a little girls school killing nearly 200 of them. All that plus loads more and also does much more heinous shit}
Most of the american population {tumbleweed and crickets}

{Fuel prices go up due to the war}
The american population: "This is affecting me directly now, how outrageous. I didn't vote for this."

{Data centres happen and energy prices go up}
The american population: "This is affecting me directly now, how outrageous. I didn't vote for this."

Same.
Though I'm not a vacuum cleaner, I just eat a lot. And I will also cry.

As if rabies would have anything to do with that horrible wobbling bag of obesity!!

Me.
I thought they'd just bribe and threaten the people checking instead.