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submitted 5 days ago by laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 75 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Never put off until tomorrow what you could do today.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

*who

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Whom

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

The dangling participle will get ya one day...

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

If you like it today, you can do it again tomorrow. But if you put if off until tomorrow, and like it, then you have to live with the knowledge that you could have done it another previous time, but you blew it.

[–] Legitimate_lake@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Where did I hear this quote from before? Its so motivational lwk

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 3 days ago

I don't know where it comes from originally, but it's pretty old.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago

At some point I'll look it up, maybe later.

[–] samsamsamsam@discuss.online 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

WHAT??

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You see, when two people feel a certain way about one another...

nvm, you'll find out when you're older. 🤪

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What if it's more than two people or the people are bees?

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

Then for some reason they have to fuck a bird.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 3 points 5 days ago

"yes"

Minimum: 2. For bees, also maximum: 3.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, damn autocorrect

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh, okay. What did you mean?

[–] poolcritter@pawb.social 3 points 4 days ago

Would you like to fuck yesterday?*

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well I am a bit busy but I could be convinced...for a lukewarm Ikea hotdog.
No hotdog, no deal.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

I'm not gay... but a lukewarm ikea hotdog is a lukewarm ikea hotdog

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I thought this is what people want when they put "be intentional and direct about what you want" on their profile.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Well, since you put it that way...