CalypsoGirl

joined 1 week ago
[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 4 points 2 hours ago

And change your gait to the Ministry of Silly Walks so they can't identify you by your real gait.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

I first used it as a place to sell my used college textbooks.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 27 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Suggested serving sizes have never been realistic. Manipulated by the manufacturer to make us think the food is lower in calories than it actually is.

In reality we all serve ourselves a fifth of a jar. List THOSE calories on the label please.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

It is on topic because OOP wrote "prostrate." Saddam Hussein is indeed laying prostrate.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Laying flat on your belly makes access to genitals rather tricky. There's no way to justify OP's spelling error. It cannot be forgiven.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I rubbed my clit sore & raw a few days ago. It hurt for days. And I don't even have a prostate. Net benefit : -5

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

That man & dog are proportionately sized like Atreyu & Falcor.

TL;DR That's a disproportionately huge dog.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 19 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Anyone interested in history better start collecting actual tangible history books before they're all destroyed, and read & learn from those books, before TPTB use computers & internet & ai to rewrite past history to change & omit past historical events for their own nefarious purposes.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Yes that's exactly what I mean. It's disingenuous for YouTube to be doing that, I mean in the grand scheme of things it's a trifling matter, but it's a bit of fuckery because algorithms & livelihoods are affected by this nonsense.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes my autoplay is always turned off. I mean when you're on the home screen it automatically plays, on mute, and not full-screen, whichever suggested video is oriented in the middle of the screen. This isn't something that can be opted out of.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

But he's clearly not in a room full of adults wearing matching lanyards discussing a PowerPoint presentation that will be forgotten by Tuesday. He's laying in bed with his front-facing camera capturing himself from the least flattering angle possible.

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