Ain't nothing wrong with fusion cuisine.
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This is also a grocery store Philly Roll. We’re already past simple fusion and into some Red Giant Helium-to-Oxygen shit. If my man wants some ranch, then so be it. He’s not denying himself an unsullied cross-cultural experience.
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My favorite fusions:
Sushi Burritos
California Burritos
Kimchi Mac N Cheese
Chicken tikka masala pizza
Kimchi Mac N Cheese
Mac & kim-cheese.
Curry pizzas sound like a bad idea till you realize a lot of curries are just pizza ingredients that you put on bread.
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That roll has cream cheese inside. It's already considered a capital offense in Japan.
That's my thought. There's nothing more offensive about ranch than using cream cheese.
I used to live in Japan, and from what I could see, Japanese people aren't fundamentally opposed to the concept of sushi with weird ingredients. They simply just don't think it's normal sushi.
Right? I'm Canadian. Poutine is a culture here, especially Quebec (Where I lived for a short time). Poutine is straight fries, fresh cheese curds, and gravy. That's it.
You can totally add whatever you want to it. Plenty of restaurants exist to make pulled pork or extra loaded poutine. Want to add green onions? Ceaser dressing? Tater tots? Have at er, bud. Just don't call it a traditional poutine.
I make sushi at home. I used to work in a sushi shop full time. We had all the traditional rolls for people but also some off the cuff ones like with cream cheese and such.
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Don't yuck other peoples yum. As long as it's legal.
What Nazis were doing was legal at the time.
Dear God Godwin wasn't fucking kidding.
Also, point of fucking order here, the Nazis absolutely committed crimes to come in to power and orchestrated an illegal power grab.
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God when can we stop pretending to give a shit about how people eat?
I'm sure if we keep pretending to care about people putting pineapple on pizza just one more time it will finally be funny, right?
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I read that Europeans here for the World Cup are crazy for ranch dressing. Seems odd that they don't already have it, given all the American junk food franchises over there.
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I've never considered this, but now I sort of want to try it.
Yeah the moment I read it, it was less “ewww” and more “huh, I wonder…”
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In the distance, Japanese sirens.
It's pre-packaged grocery store sushi. Dipping it in ranch is the only way it tastes good.
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Q: How do you get a blow job in Texas? A: Dip it in ranch
I mean..................... Maybe we shouldn't jump to conclusions here? I'd give it a go lol
Also, it looks like Philadelphia roll, so might actually go well together.
Those “fancy” sushi at restaurants that have the orange sauce drizzled over them in a fancy pattern? That’s mostly mayo, which is in the same family as ranch. I wouldn’t do it, but it’s not as insane as it first appears.
I live in Japan and don't like ranch dressing. I still don't have a problem with this, really. I think it would overpower the tastes of the ingredients since ranch has garlic, herbs, etc., but that's their choice.
?! They came up with the Genova convention for this to never happen again iirc
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I dip mine in cocktail sauce after putting Wasabi and ginger on it. With squeezed lemon juice in the cocktail sauce
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Americans are such degenerates it's actually crazy
Someone tell me what doesn't taste good with ranch. Go on. I'll wait.
Not that things don't taste good with ranch, some things just taste better with something else.
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I mean it's Kroger Sushi who cares...
It could be worse. He could have battered and deep-fried the sushi before dipping it in Ranch.
Well, they say two wrongs don't make a right, but you might be onto something here.
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Midwest. - I should note I am from the Midwest as well. Self deprivation is all good. Trolling people and saying “No culture” doesn’t help. Just creates animosity.
Even worse. Given the boot, the sliver of woodland green MARPAT camo, and the ID card reader in the keyboard, this is some dumb ass Marine.
Thats not just sushi dipped in ranch. Thats PX gas station sushi dipped in ranch.
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Are they saying that getting eel and putting bbq on it is wrong ?
because i don't see how it adds up different.
Eel sushi already has a Japanese BBQ sauce on it.
Grilled unagi is amazing.
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it already had cream cheese in it. The first mistake was made at the grocery store.
You don't have to like a Philly roll but it's pretty much the same thing as a bagel with lox and shmear so don't talk like it's an unheard of abomination.
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