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Last time I went to use one of those stupid key kiosks, it was out of fucking keys. Not to worry though, some enterprising genius thought of a way for them to still make a sale in this case, and the best part is you never have to refill the blank keys!

When it's out of keys, it instead asks you to just scan your key, enter your postal address, pay at the kiosk, and they'll mail you the key simple as that!

Which means that somewhere out there, there's a corporate database that knows exactly two things about you: what your house key looks like, and what your address is. We all know how careful corporations are with our personal data. I'd sooner make the key myself than give them that info.

$80b does not describe the figure that they put into Horizon Worlds, it's the total of all R&D for their entire VR/AR ecosystem. The first VR headsets had to use screens that were designed for smartphones. Now, panel manufacturers fill custom orders of screens that are specifically designed to be used in VR. A lot of current-gen headsets are using panels that were custom made for a now abandoned meta headset. I could go on and on about the major innovations that they've brought to the medium, but it's mostly nerdy shit that doesn't sound particularly flashy. When the quest 2 came out, the controller tracking was so bad it would lose the controller's position if it was near your face, so drawing a bow in VR was a crapshoot. Now, you can serve a ping pong ball behind your back. I don't think most people realize how insane that is. The headset has no positional data for the controller if it can't see it. They've gotten so good at predictive motion tracking using only IMUs that you can accurately hit a ball behind your back even when the controller is completely obscured by your body, and they did that all with software. There are dozens and dozens of similar small improvements that wouldn't even be noticed by someone who doesn't play a lot of VR, and many of them were incredibly complex engineering and software problems which are now solved.

Zuck's still an evil bastard, and Horizon Worlds is a steaming pile of shit, but I'm a big VR nerd that's been following the progress of the medium since before Facebook bought Oculus. I am so glad that Zuck was convinced that his metaverse idea was viable. It caused him to dump billions into R&D that would have taken years and years to develop organically. I promise you the entire medium of VR is now years ahead of where it would be if not for Zuck blowing all that money.

Plus now they're seemingly pivoting to put all that R&D toward their perv glasses, which tragically seem to be catching on.

$80b for a shitty VR version of Facebook would be ridiculous, but that's not all they spent it on. We went from $800 headsets that required an expensive gaming PC and tracking hardware set up around your room, to a $350 battery powered standalone headset that requires no external sensors and can play games like half life 2 without needing a PC at all within ~5yrs. That's how they spent $80b.

This sketch is funny and everything, but I feel this part in my fucking soul.

No problem. I was concerned I went way overboard so I'm glad it's helpful. Just be aware that if you also use Freestyle Dash, basically anyone who's familiar with 360 modding will be like "...why are you using that?" It's over a decade out of support. Aurora is much lighter and up to date, but I'm old school and I'm nostalgic for Dream Theme. The good news is if you want, you can configure Dashlaunch to have both. You just hold some button you choose on the controller while booting and it will boot into FSD, Aurora, or straight into xexmenu if you want. Before I settled into a preference, I put both FSD and Aurora on all the consoles I modded.

Very true. All my shit's automated these days anyway, but I remember back when Mr. Robot was still on air, I'd always be checking the torrent sites starting about 10 min after the episode dropped and I very rarely had to actually wait a full hour for it to appear. Fun times, and a very fitting show.

RGH was the first mod I learned. Back then, you needed to use an ace v3 mod chip. Now with RGH 3, you only need a resistor and a diode for most models. I still prefer RGH because it persists between boots. Mod once and have a cracked console forever.

Honestly I mostly forgot that bad update was a thing while typing that comment. Back when I was still paying attention, you needed a specific game to make it work. Naturally, that game instantly became way more expensive on the resell market. Also the exploit used to take a few minutes to run, but I'm pretty sure that's much shorter now.

If you have the game you need or it no longer requires a specific game, then I guess there's no major reason to hard mod as long as you don't mind running the exploit each time you power up the console. I haven't done a mod in a few years now, but was planning to do another soon. I'll probably look into bad update just to familiarize myself, but I imagine I'll still do RGH 3 because it lets me set everything up, install all the games I want, customize the dashboard, make the menus pretty by getting all the full box art for every game, and then the console just stays that way forever and cleanly boots directly into the custom dashboard with virtually 100% success. I also prefer Freestyle Dash over Aurora which makes makes me somewhat unusual, but I very much prefer having separate categories for 360 games, original xbox games, xbla games, homebrew apps, and emulators (I could only ever find SNES so that's all I have). Also I just really like customizing the look and feel with the Dream Theme installed on Freestyle. Scrub through that video to get an idea how crazy customizable Dream Theme is. Aurora has one look and one category with all games as far as I know, but most people go with it over Freestyle Dash.

All that to say, I mostly just enjoy doing an RGH mod because it's fun. I mentioned how the whole process makes me feel like an actual hacker, and that first time you see the xell screen pop up (meaning the hack was a success), it's worth it for the dopamine hit alone. Also these days if I'm modding a 360, I'm probably doing it for a friend and it's much easier to give them something that requires no special knowledge to use.

I mean, it's a perfectly functional free public tracker that can be thrown in with a handful of other free public trackers in prowlarr which when added together, cover about 98% of all my media needs. I don't go to the pirate bay, but I would imagine my arr stack probably uses it from time to time.

Some shows are online before it's even done airing because people have cracked the streaming platform and can download directly as soon as it drops. Hour long show that premieres at 9pm? If it's popular, it'll be online by 9:15.

I'd highly recommend modding an xbox 360 if you've never done so. Very achievable if you're somewhat technical, and you get to feel all the hackerman vibes because it requires soldering some wire leads to the motherboard and using a raspberry pi pico to read and write the nand. Most original xbox games also work if you install the compatibility files. So many incredible games from the 360 generation, and the consoles can still be found for around $50. Just make sure you get a "slim" model console because the phats don't live as long. This site has basically everything you need to know. It's an extremely good resource.

YouTube started doing a thing for me a few days back where every video that I moused over for a few seconds counted as a view and went into my watch history. Only took me about 30 min to notice because my algorithm suddenly turned to shit and I was getting the most content-slop recommendations. I could actually tell something was off with my account they were so bad. Looked at my watch history and noticed like 15 videos I never watched. Removed all of them and it went back to normal, then I had to Google how to turn off mouseover autoplay to make it stop.

There was a brief period of time where they were actually on the "right" track IMO. You'd pop the headset on, call your friend(s), and when they answered, immediately your VR avatars would be standing in the same virtual space or in your room if you're using passthrough mode, and you could "look at" and speak to each other in a way that felt extremely natural. You'd start gesturing and naturally moving your body as you speak in the same way you would in a face-to-face chat. The same way you can be at a Halloween party and after a few minutes, you're having a completely normal conversation with Abe Lincoln or a frog or whatever. Even though the avatars weren't perfect, there were times that three of us just stood around for 30-45 minutes just chatting and catching up before anyone suggested playing an actual game.

To me, the main selling point of VR is that it's the best way to feel present with someone who isn't physically there. It's better than a video call or a traditional online game. It's really the closest thing to just "hanging out" with someone who's somewhere else.

Of course, it only worked that way for a month or two before they made it so that you couldn't gather like that unless you were inside the horizon worlds app, which everyone always hated. Typical dark pattern enshittification as usual.

This is all beside the fact that it's Zuck, Facebook, and all the other things everyone hates, but much like the perv glasses seem to be catching on, I think Zuck's metaverse could have been somewhat popular if they hadn't done... basically everything they've done to it.

I have to imagine that the customers BMW targets probably like ostentatious consumerism, right? Maybe something like "these plebs don't even get premium ads on their car dashboard."

I mean I have no idea. I'm just guessing. They could afford another car, right? They must like it. Or are BMWs only for people that are like the "McMansion" level of rich? It's not like it's a Bentley or a Rolls, right? Those are car words. Aren't those the "old money" type of brands?

50% of all consumer spending is done by the top 10% of income earners. Maybe BMWs are the bottom of the barrel economy cars for that 10%. 🤷‍♂️