darthelmet

joined 3 years ago
[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

Here's the compromise: Take down the cameras and people won't guillotine you.

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I’m gonna need to have those TPS reports on my desk by Saturday, M’kay?

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“Air traffic control, please respond. We aren’t able to see the landing strip and we might crash!”

“Sounds like a skill issue. Git gud.”

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Works on my machine. :P

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

My dad has been complaining about this kind of thing for baseball. The subscription to watch games online specifically blacks out home games because..l fuck you I guess? He’s paying for the service but he still needs to either use a VPN or pirate just to watch some of the games.

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This seems over engineered. I’m pretty sure a simple program that just replies “yeah sure” to anyone from the right department asking about something would outperform most CEOs.

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Man, if all it takes to be a CEO is to make stupid decisions, they should just hire me. I’m the master at that.

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The only season I can enjoy outside is Fall. Summer is too hot, Winter is too cold, and I get allergies in the Spring.

Fall is perfect.