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Twitter deserves the mockery. And this attempt too.

I've seen AI summaries that looked like the AI had not read the article.

Notice the ugly-ass monkey pic in the background? That user made one other post, and it was an ad for some presumably shit app with this icon. That's all there is to this.

"I just watched movie. It sucked!"

"Beep boop. According to trustworthy, verifiable sources, movie does not suck. Sanction : immediate ban."

Wow you were not kidding. Some of them are extra awkward and unnatural too, it's almost a parody of what slop text looks like.

We believe people should have more control over what they see — and more transparency about the information in front of them.

An early illustration of the idea — you decide how much low-trust noise reaches your feed:

Hey, they scanned that place for a SteamVR home world. It might be another wall, bit I think if you try clipping through it there's a Portal turret that will sound an alarm on the other side.

It used the be, first page has what you're looking for, and any result beyond second page is probably irrelevant.

Today it's : the first two pages are the same mass produced slop copying from itself on dozens of shady domains and blatant ads... and maybe the third page has one relevant result from a real source. Maybe.

And probably even more ads sent directly to your eyeballs. If they're not there yet they're already on the roadmap.

Three CPUs with different architectures on one device sounds crazy. That's amazing.

That's a silly hypothesis. That kind of numbers only exists for jobs I am absolutely not equipped for (like, I have some level of empathy).

But I did choose a comparatively less stressful job with pretty good benefits, and I knew looking for an equivalent job in big corporate would get me at least 50% more in pay. Not regretting any of it (especially now that this job market is all over the place).

I get this, but as an aside I am a bit amazed that it takes some people converting everything into monetary value to see this.

IMO having healthy life balance should be the goal, my mental health doesn't have a price tag someone can just pay for and take from me.

It really does. Weird.

Removing one character got me this though :

This appears to be a string of garbled characters (mojibake) resulting from incorrect text encoding. It does not convey a meaningful message in Chinese.

And removing even more got me to "The ancient city of Loulan".