boaratio

No joke, but the entire time I was in undergrad I would have this nightmare.

Like seatbelts?

Kiss the ring.

Wtf was he thinking?

I just used "have I been flocked"

I looked online, and I'm kind of disappointed that there aren't any nearby where I live. I want to do my part!

My PCP wears Bluetooth headphones so that his notes are transcribed by his nurse. He always asks me if this is ok, and the device he wears is obviously visible. I can't imagine a world where your doctor would secretly spy on you. Fuck this noise.

Would using monster audio cables make my frame rate go brr?

They count as business records. No need for a warrant.

If you're accurate, no problem.

As a dude that has 2 sons that just piss everywhere, I've always told them to just pee sitting down. There's no shame in it fellas.