YiddishMcSquidish

joined 1 year ago
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 38 minutes ago

"Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over."-Emo Phillips

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 49 minutes ago

It's the good advice that you just didn't bake.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 50 minutes ago

Didn't mily Cyrus put out a reply as Jolene? It was pretty good from what I remember.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Ultra instinct nondescript white dude in a button up.

I don't believe that for a second. Tokens are legit made up bullshit. Unless Nvidia is investing $4.9-9.9 billion, that math ain't mathing.

If I was promised at least one "burst into flames" every so often, I might consider watching these.

Souls is already kind of like a Metroidvania. Like some areas are much easier with certain things, if not downright required.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It was about that time I noticed that sweet little pop rapper was a right story tall crustacean from the plethazoic era. I said get it out here!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No no. Delivery is just late. I talked to Saber-hagan yesterday about it. They assure me it's totally bitchin'!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 37 points 1 week ago (5 children)

This argument would be laughed out of the building. An 8 year old cannot enter into a contract.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tucker Carlson the type of mfer to eat a Snickers upside down for the texture.

This really should be considered contempt of court.

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