Simulation6

joined 3 years ago
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 month ago

Is musk the first person to lose 1 trillion dollars? Quite the honor.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

I use a Kobo app on my phone. E-Ink would be nicer, but I am going to have the phone with me anyway.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Ice cubs, little kids pockets are for them to stuff ice cubes in.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago

You make my current government look reasonable

Do you understand how little that narrows it down?

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My feet have a full size difference between left and right. Shoes are just expected to be uncomfortable.
This is actually a common thing and there is a shoe exchange club you can join. Problem is that most people, like me, have a larger left foot.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Options for the end of the world:

  1. Learn to farm and become self sufficient
  2. Learn to shoot a gun and map out where all the farmers are
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wet dirt can have a lot of weight. You may want to verify the roof can handle it.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Maybe an island will blowup somewhere and we will have another mini ice age. What's Krakatoa up to these days?

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Wasn't Half life 2 digital release only in 2004? I remember being pissed off I had to create a steam account and that is why my account name is rather rude.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Shades of The Illustrated Man. Moving tattoos.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Free earthquakes? No wait, that would be Venezuela.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

There is a book called Waiting for the Intergalactic bus where god and satan turn out to be 2 energy based life forms who are students and were accidentally left behind on a class trip. Satan decides to ignore the prime directive and interfere with life on earth to pass the time. The torture in hell is strictly the humans idea, if I remember correctly.

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