OpenStars

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[โ€“] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 2 weeks ago

Fwiw the assumptions seem valid in at least some cases. And often not by choice, but perhaps by illness or like vocational requirements e.g. if someone was a security guard who needed to remain at a desk for long periods of time. But also haha "we're all lazy bums" joking applies here as well๐Ÿ˜œ.

[โ€“] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 2 weeks ago

As complete as you will believe it to be!

[โ€“] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 2 weeks ago

In this case they are. "Real

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...-ly drones"! ๐Ÿ“ธ

[โ€“] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 2 weeks ago

We are destined to forever see one another yet never to touch again... wow, shit got dark quick!

[โ€“] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 2 weeks ago

Tbf it is every male's fantasy to be a hero:-)

[โ€“] OpenStars@discuss.online 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You forgot the most important question of all: in this scenario, am I also a doorknob? It turns out that solves a lot of the other issues...

[โ€“] OpenStars@discuss.online 61 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'd love you better as a doorknob...

turns out to be the wrong answer, and I can't find the undo button ๐Ÿ˜ž

[โ€“] OpenStars@discuss.online 3 points 2 weeks ago

No! Eat the dog instead, as this meme instructs (memes are never wrong).

[โ€“] OpenStars@discuss.online 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Lol, pigeons are very real, and coming to get you Barbara!

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[โ€“] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 2 weeks ago

I choose... to upvote your comment.

[โ€“] OpenStars@discuss.online -1 points 2 weeks ago

B-b-but anything I end up saying is... ah... nvm.

[โ€“] OpenStars@discuss.online 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Logically, the word was "must", and the title does say "kept his word", so...

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