As complete as you will believe it to be!
OpenStars
joined 2 years ago
In this case they are. "Real
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...-ly drones"! ๐ธ
We are destined to forever see one another yet never to touch again... wow, shit got dark quick!
Tbf it is every male's fantasy to be a hero:-)
You forgot the most important question of all: in this scenario, am I also a doorknob? It turns out that solves a lot of the other issues...
I'd love you better as a doorknob...
turns out to be the wrong answer, and I can't find the undo button ๐
No! Eat the dog instead, as this meme instructs (memes are never wrong).
Lol, pigeons are very real, and coming to get you Barbara!

I choose... to upvote your comment.
B-b-but anything I end up saying is... ah... nvm.
Logically, the word was "must", and the title does say "kept his word", so...
Fwiw the assumptions seem valid in at least some cases. And often not by choice, but perhaps by illness or like vocational requirements e.g. if someone was a security guard who needed to remain at a desk for long periods of time. But also haha "we're all lazy bums" joking applies here as well๐.