Beer Fest, same folks that did Super Troopers. I think Beer Fest is funnier but it seems to be less widely known.
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Does it not have a scroll wheel? Admittedly I skimmed the article but it appears to have A wheel of some kind.

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Me, who is unemployed...

I don't remember if liking and reposting was involved but I won a giveaway raffle thing from Razer years. They gave me one of their smallest laptops with all the worst parts. They said something like "Congratulations! Please feel free to share in social media when you receive it!"
I guess this could be considered me sharing lol.
Don't get me wrong, free laptop and my first and only laptop I've ever had that wasn't an old, used hand me down. I was very thankful for it, but literally the only thing I could upgrade was the ssd and I replaced the battery twice. It has finally stopped even registering a battery so it is just a more lightweight and convenient spicy desktop now.
I hope to receive a new framework laptop soon though. Technically my first laptop I've ever purchased. (And possibly the last? My Theseus' laptop?)
Lightning was also supposed to retail at $30k IIRC.
Are you grapheneos? I've noticed similar for my Pixel Fold 10 but assumed it was an odd combination of the two.
"Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing [technology executives]. You need to think of [them] the way you think of a lawn mower. You don't anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn, you stick your hand in there and it'll chop it off, the end. You don't think 'oh, the lawnmower hates me' - lawnmower doesn't give a shit about you, lawnmower can't hate you. Don't anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don't fall into that trap about [technology executives]."
-- Brian Cantrill (Originally about Larry Ellison specifically)
I knew this when I was younger but I did fall for F10 the first time playing Counter-Strike: Source